How Can I Find Out Who My Spirit Guide Is?

Published June 6, 2013

Question by Lesley Decay: How can I find out who my spirit guide is?
Please, no “turn to Christ”, “you’re mental” or “stop drinking” comments.
I do not smoke, do drugs, smoke marijuana, or drink.
Thanks.

Best answer:

Answer by Joe the Plumber
Jesus is the ONLY true spiritual guide.

Answer by Liberal AssKicker
I’m your spirit guide, and I’ve been looking for you.

I don’t do this for free, you know. You owe me $ 150.

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